Funny Jokes

Q.Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
A.It felt like bacon!

Q.What kind underwear do clouds wear?
A.Thunderwear!

Q.What were Tarzans last words?
A.Ok who greased the vine?!!!!!

Q.Why couldn't the skelton go to the ball?
A.He had no body to go with him!

Q.What do you get when you put your dad in
the freezer?
A.A popsicie!

Q.What has 4 eyes but can't see?
A.Mississippi!

Q.What did the ocean say to the beach?
A.Nothing it just waved!

Our Christmas Tree

Our tree has lots of pretty ornaments, and rainbow colored lights. We have big a big sparkly ball that's purple that I gave to my mommy for Christmas. Also, we have a big pink puffball. We also have a big snowflake that's gold (I gave it to Eli for Christmas), some pretty ballet slippers that are glass, a shell with Ariel, 2 clip on lady bugs. We have a glass ball with stickers of the Wizard of Oz characters on it and a little bear playing a crayola pipe organ (Daddy got this for mommy the first year they were married). We have a big star on the top of our tree made of grape vines and lots and lots and lots and lots, etc., etc., ornaments! The day we decorated the tree, we had friends come over. They helped us decorate the tree and the littlest one put the star on the tree, even though it was my little sister's turn. We have these pretty grape lights on the inside of our windows. I decorated the bathroom with these pretty lights with flower shells. I like Christmas time. My mom has this pretty bear from build a bear workshop that has these pretty shoes that what's her name from Wizard of Oz wears. (much debate about the girl's name). Dorothy. Our next door neighbors have a son named JR. He plays the drums really loud every single day. He has his own car. It's white. The end.

Raking leaves...

Today my sister and I raked leaves. Lots and lots of leaves. They were brown. They used to be really pretty colors, but they started to rot. We raked half, but we're going to finish the job tomorrow (Saturday). We wore overalls and matching shirts. My sister had an orange rake and I had a yellow rake. We shared a shovel and my sister was trying to catapult her leaves, but she couldn't get the shovel to do it right because I kept stepping on it. One time she jumped on it, and I didn't step on it and it whacked her in the nose. We had one bag that kept ripping so we just threw it out. One of my neighbors has lots of lights on her porch and bushes and two flags. She has these cool blinky lights. Our bedroom was messy, well it looked like a bomb went off, but I cleaned it up with my sisters (sort of - dad's editorial comment). My mom is doing a big big puzzle. It has 500 pieces, but it keeps getting stepped on. (I think it now only has 490 pieces - dad's editorial comment). My dad has a flying monkey...when you fling it, it makes a loud noise. My dad (that's me - dad's editorial comment) flung it at like four people at his office and scarred them. They weren't amused, but he was!